What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Do you know what she said mum?

Nvidia Stock Gains. What’s Driving the Chip Maker. - Barron's

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Review - RPGFan

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What! how could you do that?

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What do you mean son?

True - how I loved my mum!

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”